January 2012
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I think I left my credit card at a bar last week, but I really need to pre-order Shearwater’s new album so I’m trying to guess my card information.
Jan 27th
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Wills & Trusts & Bieber
My professor: We've discussed why a father would want to disclaim parentage of a child, but why would someone want to claim parentage?
Student: If it was Justin Bieber.
My professor: What? A beebee?
Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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I really truly hate life right now
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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  whatiamnot replied to your post: The survey I’m filling out for my summer job is… Hustler
Jan 18th
The survey I’m filling out for my summer job is hard y’all. What is my favorite magazine?
Jan 18th
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  boxblocked replied to your post: Does anyone remember if I was goxnadsxgo or… booder Well shit. I was just on hold with the post office for 30 minutes trying to get my undelivered mail figured out, and while I was waiting I was screwing around on Skype. But I guess Skype muted my microphone on the phone call while it was open so the post office lady hung up on me when I finally got off...
Jan 18th
Does anyone remember if I was goxnadsxgo or naderbooder on Skype
Jan 18th
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  starsfadein replied to your photo: KIMBRA, LANA DEL REY, AND THE DRUMS ARE PLAYING… i get to see kimbra in two days! you get to die in two days
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Things I've accomplished today so far
Woke up at 7am Got out of bed at 10am Pre-ordered Jay Brannan’s new album Bought groceries (8 frozen dinners, a case of Vanilla Coke Zero, orange juice, soy milk, and granola) Spotted a lezbean at Subway Discovered frozen bugs in my freezer Got back in bed at 11:30am Googled left-handed U.S. Presidents Thought really hard about working on my paper Thought about eating my Subway...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Someone bring me breakfast, a case of water, and 100% pure acetone.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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I feel dead I think I’m dead. Never eating Chipotle ever again until tomorrow.
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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boxblocked asked: F U BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN
Jan 16th
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Listenboxblocked: gonadsgo reblogged this from you...
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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boxblocked: gonadsgo replied to your video: my flawless husband here i wrote u a song youtube.com/watch?v… and, I, one for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmS7RlcIAqU omfg i forgot the water part i neeed ur video
Jan 16th
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boxblocked asked: where are you water u doing
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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I had a dream it was the first day of class and Coach (Craig T. Nelson) was my Public International Law professor. And he was a real dick.  Anyway I’m getting ready for my triannual drive across Texas. This includes sifting through the Persian spice cabinet and picking out what I’m going to need to make some “home-cooked” meals this spring. The problem is my dad has...
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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boxblocked asked: i need u to write me a conflcusion nothign i hwrite make any senes im so tired i cant please
Jan 15th