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boxblocked replied to your post: DID U SIGN UP FOR BIRCHBOX???? did u sign up for finishing my paper less than 12 hours until my paper needs to be in this damn submission boxxxxxbloacked

Feb 10th

whatiamnot asked: DID U SIGN UP FOR BIRCHBOX????

Feb 10th

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boxblocked replied to your post: worst week ever i can’t are you done your paper because guess what i’m not no not even close. i need to be done in 13 hours kill meeee.

Feb 10th

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worst week ever i can’t

Feb 10th

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boxblocked replied to your post: SPOIL ME my spine rn due i cant even i’m lying on the floor and i think i feel my heart coming out of my back

Feb 7th

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Anonymous asked: DO NOT

Feb 7th

Anonymous asked: SPOIL ME

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

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feeling lonely and super faily tonight. ngl I miss my family.

Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 5th

I’ve felt like there’s a tumor inside my wrist for the last year or two. Usually it doesn’t bother me, but today it’s been annoying to the max. Maybe I should get this shit x-rayed.

Feb 5th

Feb 2nd

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Phillip I’m trapped in the cracks of the Internet. Help. Meet me in the woods Scott’s hiding in at the park by Bradley Cooper’s house. -Alfred

Feb 1st

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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boxblocked replied to your post: boxblocked replied to your photo U INNERUPPING… R U FUCKING KIDDING ME IS THAT WHY YOU’VE BEEN IGNORING ME ALL DAY O FUK U I THOUGHT U WAS IGNORING ME I GET SELF CONSCIOUS EARLIER WHEN I WAS TALKIN ABOUT SIN CITY N I SEE YOU TYPE SOMETHING THEN STOP AND NEVER ENTER NOTHINNNGGGG

Jan 30th

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boxblocked replied to your photo U INNERUPPING MY CHICKEN ORDERIN THIS IS THE LAST THING I SEEN U SAY: pholcollons 1:11 pm dont let them delete alfreddd

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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i'm watching a movie on tv

boy chases engaged girl for 90 minutes boy gives up and decides to leave town girl stops boy at train station they flip a coin heads: stay together, tails: he leaves and they never see each other again girl tosses coin boy reads coin girl asks, “well what is it, heads or tails?” CABLE GOES OUT

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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boxblocked replied to your post: boxblocked replied to your post: I think my… I’m definitely that puzzle piece face. you wanna wanna watch new? I’m watching a stupid hockey thing plus keep putting off making gifs but u wanna wanna awatch new and fix ur puzz? u use a site that isnt tath hack one When your hockeys over? A little pee came out when the Austin Ice Bats won the Super...

Jan 29th

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boxblocked replied to your post: I think my Domino’s pizza tracker broke. Farren… i need you come bandage a gnarly wound on my ankle. i will put a frozen pizza in the oven for 60 minutes for your troubles. I’m going to kill you

Jan 29th

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I think my Domino’s pizza tracker broke. Farren has left my two medium two-topping pizzas baking for 20 minutes.

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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I think I left my credit card at a bar last week, but I really need to pre-order Shearwater’s new album so I’m trying to guess my card information.

Jan 27th

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Wills & Trusts & Bieber

My professor: We've discussed why a father would want to disclaim parentage of a child, but why would someone want to claim parentage?
Student: If it was Justin Bieber.
My professor: What? A beebee?

Jan 27th

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