go nads go!

The most tender place in my heart is for strangers.
I know it's unkind, but my own blood is much too dangerous.

Posted 1 month ago

I had a dream it was the first day of class and Coach (Craig T. Nelson) was my Public International Law professor. And he was a real dick.

Anyway I’m getting ready for my triannual drive across Texas. This includes sifting through the Persian spice cabinet and picking out what I’m going to need to make some “home-cooked” meals this spring. The problem is my dad has everything in there labeled in Farsi so I’m having to translate to figure out wtf some of this shit is. Also quickly learning that my dad can’t spell in either English or Farsi.